I鈥檓 confident I speak for more than half of Nigerian women when I say, people need to be more creative when asking girls out.
The standard 鈥I see you as the mother of my 300 unborn children鈥 line just doesn鈥檛 cut it anymore, and for the love of all you hold dear, don鈥檛 enter people鈥檚 DMs with:
Instead, here鈥檚 how she鈥檒l know you鈥檙e serious:
Put her face on a new Naira note
Convince Meffy to include her in his Naira makeover plans. How will you do that, you ask? I don鈥檛 know, but love will find a way.
Don鈥檛 forget billboard banners
Since WhatsApp texts are ordinary, why not pop the question using billboard banners? She鈥檒l fall in love. I assure you.
Ask her besties
If you don鈥檛 already know, her friends will be major stakeholders in your relationship (if she eventually says yes), so know where you鈥檙e applying pressure.
Just start living with her
Trust me, this works better than you鈥檇 imagine.
Beg her
She might just take pity on you and accept. Don鈥檛 knock it till you try it.
Get BTS out of military service
If she鈥檚 an ARMY, and you figure out a way to bring the Bangtan Boys back from their hiatus today, she鈥檒l marry you in a heartbeat.
Buy her creamy pasta
According to our sources, this has an almost perfect chance of success if you鈥檙e toasting a Lagos babe.
Money will always work
Money has this special way of activating feelings. Just send her money.
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